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QWF Authors Dish About Romance
I asked several QWF contributors to Lust for Life: Tales of Sex and Love some all-important questions about romance, pick-up lines and, of course, Valentine’s Day:
~ Claude Lalumière ~
What's the most romantic thing you have ever said to somebody – or somebody has said to you? I don't know about "ever" but one that comes to mind is, in the middle of a party, a girl whispering to me, "When you're ready, just grab my hand and drag me to bed."
Use "lust for life" in a pick-up line: I got nothing. I don't use pick-up lines.
What will you be doing on Valentine's Day? Writing? Unless I get a better offer...

Claude...and a good, lusty book.
~ Elise Moser ~
What's the most romantic thing you have ever said to somebody – or somebody has said to you? The most romantic thing anyone ever said to me was when, during a first – but long-awaited – intimate encounter, a lover murmured "Mon amour" to me. A common enough expression, but context, and tone of voice, are everything.
Use "lust for life" in a pick-up line: I am so not a pick-up line kind of girl. Although if someone said, "Hey, I just bought ten copies of Lust for Life to give to all my friends," it would certainly get my attention.
What will you be doing on Valentine's Day? I'll be hanging out with my favourite kids, four and six years old. I suspect there will be some holiday-appropriate chocolate involved, and we may even try to make a heart-shaped no-bake cheesecake (go, Martha Stewart!).

Elise & Khristina
khjjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjh~ Mark Paterson ~
What's the most romantic thing you have ever said to somebody – or somebody has said to you? "No, pour the molasses HERE."
Use "lust for life" in a pick-up line: There is no documented case of this ever working, but, when desperate enough, I've heard a few Lust for Life contributors try, "Is that a copy of Lust for Life (Véhicule Press) in your pants or did I only imagine myself in them?" Frankly, I think it's the overly scholarly use of the publisher's name in parentheses that turns people off, but we are contractually obliged to do so when using the book for libidinous purposes.
What will you be doing on Valentine's Day? This Valentine's Day will mark the ten-year anniversary of me proposing to my wife, so I'm thinking a heart-shaped box of chocolates from Pharmaprix and some reminiscing about how romantic I was a decade ago might suffice. Should that fail to give the impression that I've actually made an effort, I've got a few more tricks up my sleeve, and it all starts with Air Supply and sweet, sweet peach schnapps.

Mark & his wife, Lynn:
“I 'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you…” Schnapp!
~ Nairne Holtz ~
What's the most romantic thing you have ever said to somebody – or somebody has said to you? During a business trip my lover once spent hours at a perfumerie in Italy that was originally run by monks in the Middle Ages trying to find the perfect scent for me. She succeeded, and I've worn it ever since. I prefer the romantic gesture to words, perhaps in part because I'm writer. I'm too aware of the aesthetic I'm creating and the way in which my words-which may appear to be a revelation-are, in fact, a mask. In addition, I find it excruciating if a lover expresses their adoration of me in terms I find clichéd or corny or sentimental.
Use "lust for life" in a pick-up line: I couldn't invent a pick-up line as memorable as the most memorable one I ever received, which was: "I really want to have sex with you, but I can't right now because I'm coming down off heroin."
What will you be doing on Valentine's Day? Nothing remarkable: coffee, croissants, reading the paper, doing laundry, getting groceries, and, of course, having sex – a perfect day.

Nairne & Lucy
Lust for Life: Tales of Sex and Love
Edited by Claude Lalumière and Elise Moser
Véhicule Press
www.vehiculepress.com
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